If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head.
"im sorry i dont watch movies….. i watch films”
broad city is ridiculous and i love it so much
i always hope that I don’t get the hot barista cause when I do I look stupid. but this cappuccino is worth it!
with two friends a list of what we ate tonight before/during fireworks
2 crepes (1 lemon, 1 nutella strawberry)
1 garlic fries
1 potato aioli thing
1 cotton candy
1 huge fudge bar
2 hot chocolates
1 hot cheetos
7 chocolate covered strawberries
we dont fuck around